Okay, so my husband goes to the doctor – who in turn sends him to the neurologist – and now he is suppose to have a carotid Doppler TODAY and schedule an MRI but says he has to reschedule because he has too much work – I swear if I have to find an estate attorney next week – I’ll kill him. I told him I will get the world’s best wiji board and séance kit and I will conjure him up every single day and nag him for all eternity. He thinks he will RIP – not a chance.
He said if I conjure him up – he’ll bring rowdy people back with him to scare me. I said you don’t know any rowdy dead people – when you get to heaven – your mom, sister, dad and aunt will slap you for not listening to your wife – and having your test – so you can see your son at least turn four. Men men men – I swear to God – I think lesbianism is looking pretty good.
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