My son Bryan comes home from work at 5:30 a.m. – Jim told him he had to shovel snow and help out – he does nothing around here – especially in light of the fact that Jim worked on his computer all afternoon and evening.
Bryan asked me — do you go by any Payless Shoes ever? I said “yes”. He said, “Can you get me a cheap pair of shoes – size 12. These broke last week and I duct taped them together.” I looked down and sure enough one shoe wrapped in silver duct tape. God, help this idiot.
He then gives me $10 to buy the shoes…he said get the cheapest pair…I’m coming home with gold lame sling backs on clearance from last season in size 8 1/2. He wanted the cheapest pair.
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