Today was Toddler Time at Police Athletic League.
Crissy’s sister-in-law, Rosie, is good – she had 100 things that start with “C” to give all the kids with loser parents that didn’t bring a show and tell. Too bad the letter of the day was “B”.
Anyhoo….she was passing out coins, cups, Cinderella dolls, plastic CORN, I said loudly…”Rosie is so good she almost took the carburetor out of the van so every child could have a “C” object.” Again, too bad the letter of the day was “B”. Andrew happily took the coin from Rosie but lost all interest as soon as John had a CAR. He threw the coin at Ms. Bess, the teacher. I said you only throw money at women if they are dancing.
Rosie & Denis (Crissy’s husband) got there at 9:30? Too bad it starts at 10:30. Andrew was a fart – he woke up coughing up a lung and miserable but I wanted him to go…I swear even if he is on an IV tomorrow – I’m getting my two hours of freedom…I want my two hours!!!
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