My husband…he is having a colonoscopy on Friday – he says he thinks the doctors are looking for Bin Laden since he has had about a half dozen rectal exams. Why is it that a rectal exam is so traumatic for a man and women have their ob/gyn’s arms up them most of the time? I spent nine months with my small Korean doctor up — I think Dr. Park was up there as much as Andrew was … men get over it.
Now he says he has a mouth tumor – some growth under his tongue. I say off with his tongue.
Andrew’s chest x-ray has been in the car for a couple weeks – I need to return it to the radiologist – (the immunologist wanted to look at it himself). This morning, ol’ tumor tongue said, “take this back will you?”… I said, “yes, as soon as I get done eating bon-bons all day and doing the pool boy”. He makes me crazy mad sometimes and it is a good thing I don’t have a gun….speaking of guns – I had a dream about Bryan (the 22 y/o) and guns. Very weird.
Last thing, I was very upset to see that Steve Bartelstein was fired from my morning news program – apparently he was sleeping through a spot and allegedly there are reports of meth use and him stalking a man (I didn’t even know he was gay!). I was talking to Jim this morning about it while he was getting dressed for work – and the whole time he is looking in the mirror at himself. I’m going to just put a mirror in the bed next to him and they should be very happy together, the tongueless one and the mirror.
I love my husband and he is a good man and father but sometimes…I know he feels this way about me most of the time – like he could kill me. I’ve been very depressed and sad lately and he was worried about 10 minutes after I told him I was feeling this way. He said he would try to be more understanding…that too lasted about 10 minutes. Men are very much in the moment beings…after that moment you are history. I guess I’m ranting about him today because I am especially sad and depressed today and nobody notices or cares. I have a saying written on a piece of paper on my fridge “If you are lucky enough to live here, you are lucky enough.” I do believe that – I am so lucky to have Jim and Andrew (Bryan…that is another kind of luck) but no matter how good you have things – sometimes you are just sad and there is nothing you can do about it. Rosie hangs upside down for her depression – I couldn’t do that – then I’d have Donald Trump all over my ass.
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